My latest crush just made my day... or rather, night.

He is just so damned awesome.

He left me a message on my guestbook... If I thought, for even half a moment, that that Email WOULDN'T actually garner some actual porno/white-slavery person... I'd probably Email just to find out who was on the other end. But I'm not as courageous (some would say foolish) as Bobby.

Anyway... Dev, you're my new crush. Specifically because you're married and this instantly makes you completely and totally unavailable to me. Thus, I can "crush" over you with no risk whatsoever, of actually having to start a real relationship.

As long as I set up the fantasy-relationship (meaning, the one that doesn't exist) I can trick myself into thinking that that particular need has been filled and I can move on in my life.

This is the solution I'm trying this week. If it doesn't work, I'll let ya know. *grins*

But, anyway... don't try comin on to me, cause my crush will have to pseudo-bust your ass for hitting on his non-property!

Or something.

Peace unto thy hearts.

J