The Tangential Chaos of A Child Of God

Who wants a donut?

2001-05-01 - 12:22 a.m.


So, My Mom sent this to me and I thought I'd share it with all of you. I"m not sure if the structure is going to be right or not, but I'm gonna give it a go.



DONUTS

There was a boy by the name of Steve who was attending school in Utah. Brother Christianson taught at this particular school. He had an open-door policy and would take in any student that had been thrown out of another class as long as they would abide by his rules.

Steve had been kicked out of his sixth period and no other teacher wanted him, so he went into Brother Christianson's class. Steve was told that he could not be late, so he arrived just seconds before the bell rang and he would sit in the very back of the room. He would also be the first to leave after the class was over.

One day, Brother Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so he could talk with him. After class, Bro. Christianson pulled Steve aside and said, "You think you're pretty tough, don't you?"

Steve's answer was, "Yeah, I do."

Then Brother Christianson asked, "How many push-ups can you do?"

Steve said, "I do about 200 every night."

"200? That's pretty good, Steve," Brother Christianson said. "Do you think you could do 300?"

Steve replied, "I don't know... I've never done 300 at a time."

"Do you think you could?" Again asked Brother Christianson.

"Well, I can try," said Steve.

"Can you do 300 in sets of 10? I need you to do 300 in sets of ten for this to work. Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it," Brother Christianson said.

Steve said, "Well... I think I can... yeah, I can do it."

Brother Christianson said, "Good! I need you to do this on Friday."

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the room. When class started, Brother Christianson pulled out a big box of donuts. Now these weren't the normal kinds of donuts, they were the extra fancy BIG kind, with cream centers and frosting swirls. Everyone was pretty excited-it was Friday, the last class of the day, and they were going to get an early start on the weekend.

Bro. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked, "Cynthia, do you want a donut?"

Cynthia said, "Yes."

Bro. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a donut?"

Steve said, "Sure," and jumped down from his desk to do a quick ten..

Then Steve again sat in his desk. Bro. Christianson put a donut on Cynthia's desk. Bro. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, "Joe do you want a donut?"

Joe said, "Yes."

Bro. Christianson asked, "Steve would you do ten push-ups so Joe can

have a donut?" Steve did ten push-ups, Joe got a donut.

And so it went, down the first aisle, Steve did ten pushups for every person before they got their donut. And down the second aisle, till Bro. Christianson came to Scott.

Scott was the very popular captain of the school football team and the center on the basketball team.

Bro. Christianson asked, "Scott do you want a donut?"

Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own pushups?"

Bro. Christianson said, "No, Steve has to do them."

Then Scott said, "Well, I don't want one then."

Bro. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked "Steve, would you do ten pushups so Scott can have a donut he doesn't want?"

Steve started to do ten pushups. Scott said, "HEY! I said I didn't want one!"

Bro. Christianson said, "Look, this is my classroom, my class, my desks, and my donuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don't want it." And he put a donut on Scott's desk.

Steve had begun to slow down a little. Now he just stayed on the floor between sets because it took too much effort to be getting up and down. A little perspiration broke out around his brow.

Bro. Christianson started down the third row. Now the students were beginning to get a little angry.

Bro. Christianson asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want a donut?"

Jenny said, "No."

Then Bro. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten pushups so Jenny can have a donut that she doesn't want?" Steve did ten, Jenny got a donut.

By now, most students were saying "No" and there were many uneaten donuts on the desks. Steve was really beginning to struggle to do the pushups for each donut. Sweat pooled on the floor beneath his face. His arms trembled and his face and brow were red from the physical strain.

Bro. Christianson did a quick count and saw 34 students in the room. He started to worry if Steve would be able to make it. But he went on to the next person and the next and the next.

Steve was really struggling, taking a lot more time to complete each set. He asked, "Do I have to make my nose touch on each one?"

Bro. Christianson thought for a moment, "Well, they're your pushups.. Do them however you choose." And Bro. Christianson went on.

A few moments later, Jason came to the room and was about to come in when all the students yelled, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!"

Jason didn't know what was going on. Steve slowly raised his head and said, "No, let him come."

Bro. Christianson said, "You realize that if Jason comes in you will have to do ten pushups for him."

Steve nodded. "Let him come in."

Bro. Christianson asked, "Jason, do you want a donut?"

"Yes. Please."

Steve's arms shook with the effort to lift himself against the force of gravity. Sweat dripped from his face.

Not a dry eye remained in the room.

Jason, bewildered, accepted his donut and sat down.

The final two students were cheerleaders and very popular. Bro. Christianson went to Linda, the second to last, and asked, "Linda, do you want a doughnut?"

Linda said, very sadly, "No, thank you."

Bro. Christianson nodded sadly. "Steve, would you do ten pushups so Linda can have a donut she doesn't want?"

Moaning now, Steve did ten very slow, painful pushups for Linda.

Then Bro. Christianson turned to Susan, the last girl. "Susan, do you want a donut?"

Susan, with tears flowing down her face, asked, "Bro. Christianson, can I help him?"

Bro. Christianson, with tears of his own, replied, "No, he has to do it alone, Steve, would you do ten pushups so Susan can have a donut?"

Steve strained mightily to finish the last pushup. Then, understanding he had accomplished all that was required of him, his arms buckled beneath him and he collapsed to the floor.

Brother Christianson turned to the room and said, "And so it was, that our Savior, Jesus Christ, plead to the Father, 'Into thy hands I commend my spirit.' Having done everything that was required of Him, he collapsed on the cross and died.

"And...like some of those in this room...many leave the gift where it was given, untouched and uneaten."

-- Author Unknown




So, my thought is this... (for those who believe in the existance of God/Christ). Do you accept the donut?




Peace unto thy hearts.



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